Whoa!
Isn’t this old news? Hadn’t even occurred
to me to bother posting about the Definitive List
of Plankton’s Diabolical Plans [D.L.P.D.P.]
! Gee, how would you like the plans arranged? Alphabetically?
Chronologically? How about the plans that came closest
to succeeding? Wow-WEE, that PLANKTURD sure is a
major SpongeSleuth!
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Posted by: SEEANENEMY | 11/12/04 |
Yeesh!
Take it easy, SeeAnEnemy. If you’ve got a
comprehensive list of Plankton’s plans, how
about just listing your favorites or something?
Whatever happened to those warm fuzzies you were
talking about?!
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Posted by: ShellyPants | 11/12/04 |
Double
Yeesh!
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Posted by: RandyBob | 11/12/04 |
Oh,
now I’m all weepy. BOO HOO!
P.S. You got NOTHIN’, PUNK!
NUH!
THIN!
Suckaaaaa.
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Posted by: PlankTom | 11/12/04 |
Pathetic.
Enjoy this SCREED OF ANCIENT HISTORY, people. I’m
including Plans P, T & K, even though PlankToid
Lord Dorkimus already dropped those bombs.
So here they are: Plankton’s Diabolical plans
to steal the Krusty Krab’s secret recipe,
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
PLAN A. Request that Krabs relinquish
Secret Krabby Patty Recipe.
PLAN B. Stealthily remove Secret
Recipe from Krusty Krab grill. Stealthily remove
self from Krusty Krab. Quickly.
PLAN C. Give dim-witted fry cook
shiny golden spatula. Convince dim-witted that tomorrow
is my birthday. Convince dim-witted fry cook that
we are friends, and friends give friends presents
on their birthdays. Convince dim-witted fry cook
to give me the Secret Recipe.
PLAN D. Enter slumbering fry cook's
brain and engage Total Control Device. Instruct
SpongeBob to deliver Krabby Patty to the Chum Bucket
for examination.
PLAN E. Construct portable backpack
device with robotic hands and propeller. Enter Krusty
Krab. Remove Secret Recipe with robotic hands and
enact airborne escape.
PLAN F. Disguise Krabby Patty for
undetected removal and examination.
PLAN G. Pretend to be NICE and
befriend misguided fry cook, who has the ridiculous
notion that loneliness is the root of my evil. Ha!
Sniff...
PLAN H. Replace Krabby Patty with
meticulously designed replica. Steal Krabby Patty
for examination.
PLAN I. Construct mobile robot.
Enter robot. Enter Krusty Krab. Convince gullible
fry cook he has won $1 million—if he reveals
Secret Recipe.
PLAN J. Trick gullible fry cook
into handing over Secret Recipe by memorizing inflated
Krusty Krab price list and insipid Secret Handshake.
PLAN K. Construct robotic Krabs
costume. Enter Krusty Krab and convince unsuspecting
fry cook I'm his crustaceous boss, Krabs. Demand
recitation of Secret Recipe.
PLAN L. Win unwitting fry cook
in poker game from rival Krabs. Will require cheating.
Fake NICENESS so fry cook will return kindness with
Krabby Patties.
PLAN M. Engage the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier
and trade places with Krabs.
PLAN N. Attend absorbent fry cook's
party. Play putrid party game. Convince Krabs that
the game card he receives says, "Discuss the
Krabby Patty Secret Recipe."
PLAN O. Construct cockroach costume.
Don masterful disguise and enter Krusty Krab undetected.
Stealthily remove Secret Recipe.
PLAN P. Using super science, pour
droplet of chemical into test tube. Drink droplet.
Instantly appear as cockroach surrounded by pink
cloud. Stealthily remove Secret Recipe.
PLAN Q. Attempt civil disobedience.
Picket Krusty Krab and demand entry.
PLAN R. Construct robotic Krusty
Krab customer. Enter robot. Enter Krusty Krab. Fake
out Krabs by ordering something OTHER than a Krabby
Patty. Pay for food with dollar bill. Leap from
secret compartment in dollar bill and stealthily
remove Secret Recipe.
PLAN S. Recruit Secret Recipe swipers
from the sea bottom's seediest dives.
PLAN T. Assemble extended Plankton
family and surround Krusty Krab. Seize Secret
Recipe.
PLAN U. Engage Secret Recipe Removal
Lever.
PLAN V. Distract clueless fry cook
with colorful bath toy. Stealthily remove Secret
Recipe.
PLAN W. Construct mechanical limbs
for Krabby Patty. Mount Krabby Patty. Ride 'em,
Krabby Patty.
Who’s the “suckaaa” now, “punk”?
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Posted by: SeeAnEnemy | 11/12/04 |
Where’s
Plan Y, Mr. Cool Guy?
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Posted by: PlankTom | 11/12/04 |
Uh
oh.
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Posted by: RandyBob | 11/12/04 |
Um...and
what about Plan X?
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Posted by: Anonymous
|
11/12/04 |
Double
uh-oh!
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Posted by: RandyBob
|
11/12/04 |
WE’RE
WAITING!!!
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Posted by: PlankTom
|
11/12/04 |
Shh.
Wait a second. I had all the plans memorized! But
then I got the list so I sort of forgot. There never
was a Plan X and Plan Y was...Someone hacked my
list!!!!
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Posted by: Anonymous
|
11/12/04 |
TRIPLE
UH-OH!!!!!
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Posted by: RandyBob
|
11/12/04 |
WHO’S
THE SUCKAAAA NOW.............PUNK!!!!!
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Posted by: PlankTom |
11/12/04 |
TOTALLY
UNPRECEDENTED QUADRUPLE UH-OH!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: RandyBob
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11/12/04 |
