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KNEEL BEFORE THE INVERTEBRATE ROCK GOD OF BIKINI BOTTOM! |
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by: SEEANENEMY on 11/19/04 |
I.
Am. In. Awe. My heart soars with the jellyfish!
My fellow SpongeBloggers. Few are the times in life when
we, the humble appreciators of animated film, can honestly
say that our expectations have been met—let alone
surpassed. Obviously, in the case of SpogeBob SquarePants:
The Movie, I was expecting quite a bit. I had a hunch.
Call it a feeling. Somewhere deep in my bones, I just
knew that this movie was going to be special.
AND BOY WAS I RIGHT!
In fact, I had no idea how right I was. Frankly, I do
not know what to say. My lips are numb from my cinemtaic
experience. Not that I’m typing with my lips. That
would be too weird. You know what I mean. Do I spout out
spoilers?? Do I hold my tongue until more of you have
seen the film? I mean, I guess the cat’s out of
the proverbial bag, right?
Right?
Can I say something about the bubble blowing? About the
Sundae slurping? About the monster-filled trench? I don’t
know. I need to let cooler heads decide. Maybe I’ve
already said too much!
P.S. This is me typing with my lips: spkonherbgriob ergOJXCKs.
See? That’s supposed to say SPONGEBOB ROCKS. Totally
doesn’t work. |
Comments |
Dennis
the Hit Man? If he's not one of the top-three all-time
movie bad guys, I will eat a military issue paratrooper
boot in the middle of Times Square, New York City,
USA. The gas station attendant guys? The ice cream
lady? Too many moments of hilarity and awesomeness
to recount on one page. I'm floored. On the floor,
floored.
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Posted by: RandyBob | November
19, 1904 |
I
TOLD YOU! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! "No," you
all said, "It'll be great, but it won't be
THAT great!" WHAT NOW, NAY-SAYERS? Sayers of
NAY??? HA! Never SLEEP on ThePeanutWorm!
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Posted by: ThePeanutWorm |
November 19, 1904 |
Okay
two things:
1. Nobody--NOBODY--on these boards ever said the
movie "wouldn't be that great." We were
all hoping it'd be EXACTLY as monumentally awesome
as it in fact IS.
2. I'm fully confident stating that nobody's going
to "sleep" on or even NEAR ThePeanutWorm.
Ever. Because ThePeanutWorm is OBNOXIOUS. There,
I said it.
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Posted by: Planktom | November 19, 1904 |
Yeah
SERIOUSLY. ThePeanutWorm, you been bringin' everybody
down on these boards since day one! Well NO MORE!
Nuthin' can bring me down now--not you, not taxes,
not locusts, not the cursed chupacabra--NUTHIN'!
And why? Because I just saw The SpongeBob SquarePants
Movie, AND I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER!
WE'RE ALLLL GOOFY GOOBERS!!!
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Posted by: Undertoe | November 19, 1904 |
Hahahahahahaha!!!
BEST. SCENE. EVER.
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Posted by: SeaCucumberSandwich
| November 19, 1904 |
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