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KNEEL BEFORE THE INVERTEBRATE ROCK GOD OF BIKINI BOTTOM! |
Posted
by: SEEANENEMY on 11/19/04 |
I.
Am. In. Awe. My heart soars with the jellyfish!
My fellow SpongeBloggers. Few are the times in life when
we, the humble appreciators of animated film, can honestly
say that our expectations have been met—let alone
surpassed. Obviously, in the case of SpogeBob SquarePants:
The Movie, I was expecting quite a bit. I had a hunch.
Call it a feeling. Somewhere deep in my bones, I just
knew that this movie was going to be special.
AND BOY WAS I RIGHT!
In fact, I had no idea how right I was. Frankly, I do
not know what to say. My lips are numb from my cinemtaic
experience. Not that I’m typing with my lips. That
would be too weird. You know what I mean. Do I spout out
spoilers?? Do I hold my tongue until more of you have
seen the film? I mean, I guess the cat’s out of
the proverbial bag, right?
Right?
Can I say something about the bubble blowing? About the
Sundae slurping? About the monster-filled trench? I don’t
know. I need to let cooler heads decide. Maybe I’ve
already said too much!
P.S. This is me typing with my lips: spkonherbgriob ergOJXCKs.
See? That’s supposed to say SPONGEBOB ROCKS. Totally
doesn’t work. |
| !!!OMG!!!TOTAL!!SPONGEFREAKOUT!!OMG!!!! |
Posted
by: SHELLYPANTS on 11/19/04 |
THE
DAY IS UPON US! THE SPONGE IS UPON US!
Maybe you looked at your calendar. Maybe you heard it
on the radio. Maybe you just keep track of these things...
But TODAY IS NOVEMBER 19, 2004, the official release date
of the SpongeBob SquarePants movie!
//Hyperventilating!
//Biting nails!
//Stomach all tied up in knots!
//Butterflies!
//Chills
//Goose bumps and chicken skin and the shakes and the
wiggles and ants in my pants and I DON'T KNOW WHAT!!!
THE DAY IS UPON US AND I AM 100% SPONGIFIED! I HAVE ENTERED
A STATE OF FULL-BLOWN SPONGIFICATION.
UUUGH! I can’t even think of a post. I’m not
even sitting down. I’m standing at my desk writing
this trying desperately to find the words to describe
what I am feeling! I...
ENGLISH IS INSUFFICIENT!
All I can say is that I’m finally strapped into
my Official Viewing Outfit (read OFFICIAL SpongeBob Mascot
Costume!!!) and I am running out the door to...(OMG, I
can’t even believe I am about to write this)
SEE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THE MOVIE!!!!
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? GO GO GO SO WE CAN TRADE NOTES!
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| BEHOLD:
PLANS A-Y!!! |
Posted
by: ShellyPants on 11/12/04 |
Hello
fellow yellows! I bring news, from the files of Mr. PlankTom,
who brought us news, in the form of a bunch of files he
"liberated" from a filing cabinet somewhere
deep in the bowels (ick!) of the movie-making juggernaut
he works for. Filed in these files? Plans. Secret plans.
TOP secret plans. Concocted and enacted by that malicious,
microscopic mastermind himself, Plankton, in order to
steal the recipe for Krabby Patties. Notice that in a
recent trailer for the movie Plankton is ogling "Plan
Z"?
Well we've got plans A-Y. Here are just a few samples:
Plan T: Assemble extended Plankton family and surround
Krusty Krab. Seize Secret Recipe.
Plan P: Using super science, pour droplet of chemical
into test tube. Drink droplet. Instantly appear as cockroach
surrounded by pink cloud. Stealthily remove Secret Recipe.
Plan K: Construct robotic Krabs costume. Enter Krusty
Krab and convince unsuspecting fry cook I'm his crustaceous
boss, Krabs. Demand recitation of Secret Recipe.
PlankTom, feel free to share more! And everybody else,
if you can think of any others, feel free to post!
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| Lights!
Camera! LIVE action??? |
Posted
by: RandyBob on 11/12/04 |
Anybody
who's seen the most recent ads for the movie knows that
there will be LIVE ACTION mixed in with the traditional
Spongimation we're used to seeing. This, while obviously
super-cool, raises some important questions:
1. Which flesh and blood human being persons, other than
the already-confirmed David Hasselhoff, will be appearing
in the film?
2. What's up with the pirates? They're totally in the
trailer, do they play a major role in the film? Is Patchy
in the movie, or is it just a bunch of random, timber-shivering
scurvy sufferers?
3. Is piracy poised for a major comeback? What about swashbuckling?
Have sales of wooden legs and parrots recently gone up?
4. If one swabs a single deck, is one immediately a "Swabbie"?
5. And finally, back to Hasselhoff: What's he REALLY do
in the movie?
--RandyBob out
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| GHOST
ON THE SITE |
Posted
by: SEEANENEMY on 11/3/04 |
Politics!
Red vs. Blue! Mom vs. Dad! Uncle Larry vs. aunt Edna!
Cousin Ned vs. cousin Cephus! High drama!
Whatever.
How about SeeAnEnemy vs. the OFFICIAL SpongeBob Movie
website? That's right sea creatures. You know my hacking
skills are not to be "slept on," as the kids
say. My hacking skills are no FUTON.
Which is why they're now prominently displayed on www.spongebobmovie.com.
Yeah. Don't buy it? Head on over there and click on "Explore
Bikini Bottom." Check out the ghostly "SB"
in the lower left corner. My handiwork, that. And so...you
see...in the end, it doesn't matter who's elected. Because
the REAL POWER will still rest firmly with SEEANENEMY!!!
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| FRENCH
CONNECTION? |
Posted
by: SEEANENEMY on 10/27/04 |
As
I'm sure all you cybersnoops know by now, there is currently
a FRENCH VERSION of a certain, HIGHLY ANTICIPATED Xbox
game (hint: title rhymes with "stay low") floating
around out there on the 'net. Someone hacked it, cracked
it and sent it out into the world wide web. ANYWAY! I
think there must be some sort of sweeping security breach
going on, because I've gotten my hands on the FRENCH VERSION
of an exclusive SpongeBob SquarePants Movie TOY!
Check it out in the pic. It's one of those water filled
games...old school. But check out the game instructions
on the back:
"Couvre la tete des poissons avec les seaux <<dominateurs>>!"
Now, I don't speak French or anything, but I dropped this
phrase into one of those online translators and came up
with the following:
Cover the head of the fish with the <<dominating>>
buckets!
Now, I think the object of the game is to basically land
(the dominating?) buckets on top of the fishes' heads.
Dominating buckets...Hmm. Anyone think there may be some
MIND CONTROL going on in the movie? Plan Z, anyone?!
ANYONE?!
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| HA
HA HA HACKED! |
Posted
by: SEEANENEMY on 10/15/04 |
HELLO!
I’ve hacked into Spongeblogger as an Agent of Truth.
You may find my trespass frightening, but I assure you:
it is necessary. Just relax. I know what I’m doing.
Let’s look at it. By spreading GHASTLY RUMORS and
perpetrating an obvious CAMPAIGN OF MISINFORMATION on
this site, you have all but forced my hand! I know you
guys mean well, but you have unwittingly allowed yourselves
to be duped by corporate operatives working for Peanutworm,
Nickelodeon, Viacom and Paramount. It’s sad, really,
how easily they were able to manipulate you with a steady
trickly of false clues. SO! Since I cannot rely on Spongeblogger
to investigate its sources, I really have no choice but
to TAKE ACTION!
I’ve been monitoring all transmissions between Peanutworm
(the production company responsible for SpongeBob SP)
and Paramount/Nickelodeon. Night and day, I’ve been
intercepting RELIABLE INFORMATION via phone taps and email
protocol redirects and…other methods.
And here is the first thing I can tell you: GARY SPEAKS
IN THE MOVIE.
GOODBYE! |
| WHO’S
WHO? WHAT’S WHAT? |
Posted
by: SHELLYPANTS on 10/08/04 |
So
the Hasselhoff is out of the bag, apparently! Truly excellent
scoopage by PlankTom, our resident SpongeSleuth/Mystery
Man. The question remains, though: What other luminaries
will join Hairy Dave in the cast? Bunches of big names
have been bandied about, but can anybody confirm or deny
any of these? Names we’ve heard:
Orlando Bloom
Charlton Heston
Charlotte Johannsson
Mr. T
Emmanuel Lewis (A.K.A. Webster)
James Earl Jones
Eric Estrada
Jeffrey Tambor
Neil Patrick Harris
Charo
Alec Baldwin
…and many, many more. So who’s really in the
movie? DISCUSS!
--“Bring it around town”-- |
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