Evidence!
Holy Hasselhoff, SpongeBob!
Posted by: SHELLYPANTS on 10/01/04
Madness! From the files of The Man in Black…Creepy Creeps-a-lot…PlankTom, as he calls himself on these boards, comes surely the biggest scoop/spoiler in the history of SpongeBlogger.com: A SCANNED SCRIPT PAGE FROM THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE! And not only that, SBloggers…read said script page and you will discover that one DAVID HASSELHOFF, international star of stage and screen, meister of the German pop charts, expert beach runner-upper, will be appearing in The SpongeBob SquarePants movie! How? We don’t know! Do you, PlankTom? ThePeanutWorm? Somebody, anybody, help us solve The Enduring Mystery of Hasselhoff!

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Do you think he uses a curling iron on that chest hair?

--RandyBob out
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Posted by: RANDYBOB | October 1, 2004
HasselWHO? Come on people, you don’t really buy that do you? Everybody knows Mr. T is the only 80s icon appearing in the movie! EVERYBODY.
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Posted by: ThePeanutWorm | October 1, 2004
It is true, ThePeanutWorm. Rant all you want. Make up stuff about Mr. T. Hasselhoff’s in the movie, which I’ve SEEN, thank you very much.

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Posted by: PlankTom | October 1, 2004
Wait, you’ve seen the movie, PlankTom? What happens in it?!?!? Does Plankton really succeed in taking over the world? PLEASE TO TELL US ALL!!!
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Posted by: RANDYBOB | October 1, 2004
Bah! Rubbish! The movie’s not even done yet, no way he’s seen it!
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Posted by: BikiniBot| October 1, 2004
I’ve seen the movie in an unfinished form, homies. Hasselhoff is confirmed. Mr. T is denied. Nothing against Mr. T. Remember in “Rocky III” when he was like, “My prediction? PAIN.” That was awesome. But he’s not in the movie, Hasselhoff is. And Hasselhoff is super-awesome in the movie.
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Posted by: PlankTom | October 1, 2004
Is “The Hass” live action or animated???
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Posted by: SHELLYPANTS | October 1, 2004
He’s animatronic!
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Posted by: BikniBot | October 1, 2004
Live action, ShellyPants my dear. Nice one, Bikinibot.
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Posted by: PlankTom | October 1, 2004
You can’t POSSIBLY believe this joker! I AM THE INSIDER! More proof:


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Posted by: ThePeanutWorm | October 1, 2004
That’s an employees only access area of Paramount Studios, the studio in charge of the SpongeBob Movie. Okay so ThePeanutWorm is officially an insider, too…
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Posted by: RANDYBOB | October 1, 2004
I heard the guy from “Manimal” is in the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie!
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Posted by: SeaCucumberSandwich | October 1, 2004
Oh really? I heard David Hasselhoff’s in it! From a COMPLETE FRAUD!
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Posted by: ThePeanutWorm | October 1, 2004
Ooh, that really stings, ThePeanutWorm! I guess it’s natural to get a little bitter down there in your mom’s basement though, eh?
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Posted by: PlankTom | October 1, 2004
This blog is like a mom-joke magnet. No mom is safe!
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Posted by: RandyBob | October 1, 2004
It’s not my mom’s basement, DUDE, it’s MY basement! Hello! I’m the only one with a key! AND she’s under strict instructions to knock before coming down! Go worship your Hasselhoff poster, Hasselhoff lackey!
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Posted by: ThePeanutWorm | October 1, 2004
I heard Emmanual Lewis is in the SB SP Movie! Webster in the hizzy! But he had to stand on a box in shots w/ SB b/c SB is taller…reliable source!
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Posted by: UnderToe | October 1, 2004
LOLOLOLOLOL…
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Posted by: SHELLYPANTS | October 1, 2004

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