HELLO!
I’ve hacked into Spongeblogger as an Agent of Truth.
You may find my trespass frightening, but I assure you:
it is necessary. Just relax. I know what I’m doing.
Let’s look at it. By spreading GHASTLY RUMORS and
perpetrating an obvious CAMPAIGN OF MISINFORMATION on
this site, you have all but forced my hand! I know you
guys mean well, but you have unwittingly allowed yourselves
to be duped by corporate operatives working for Peanutworm,
Nickelodeon, Viacom and Paramount. It’s sad, really,
how easily they were able to manipulate you with a steady
trickly of false clues. SO! Since I cannot rely on Spongeblogger
to investigate its sources, I really have no choice but
to TAKE ACTION!
I’ve been monitoring all transmissions between Peanutworm
(the production company responsible for SpongeBob SP)
and Paramount/Nickelodeon. Night and day, I’ve been
intercepting RELIABLE INFORMATION via phone taps and email
protocol redirects and…other methods.
And here is the first thing I can tell you: GARY SPEAKS
IN THE MOVIE.
GOODBYE! |
