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FRENCH CONNECTION?	Posted by: SEEANENEMY on 10/27/04
As I'm sure all you cybersnoops know by now, there is currently a FRENCH VERSION of a certain, HIGHLY ANTICIPATED Xbox game (hint: title rhymes with "stay low") floating around out there on the 'net. Someone hacked it, cracked it and sent it out into the world wide web. ANYWAY! I think there must be some sort of sweeping security breach going on, because I've gotten my hands on the FRENCH VERSION of an exclusive SpongeBob SquarePants Movie TOY! Check it out in the pic. It's one of those water filled games...old school. But check out the game instructions on the back: "Couvre la tete des poissons avec les seaux <<dominateurs>>!" Now, I don't speak French or anything, but I dropped this phrase into one of those online translators and came up with the following: Cover the head of the fish with the <<dominating>> buckets! Now, I think the object of the game is to basically land (the dominating?) buckets on top of the fishes' heads. Dominating buckets...Hmm. Anyone think there may be some MIND CONTROL going on in the movie? Plan Z, anyone?! ANYONE?!

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Hey hackey hack-pants--why don't you start your own SpongeBob Movie Blog instead of hijacking ours? We worked hard on this site and now you're all up in our area, posting pics of your lame toys or whatever. Okay so actually it's a pretty cool toy, but still--we wanna know WHO YOU ARE and HOW YOU HACKED US, or ELSE! I'm really not sure what "or else" means--but we're seriously peeved!
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Posted by: SHELLYPANTS | 10/27/04

Don't worry SHELLYPANTS, I'm not going to hurt the site. Just having a little fun and spreading the SpongeLove. That said, stay on my good side. My hacking powers can be used for good OR evil, after all.
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Posted by: SEEANENEMY | 10/27/04

I heard Plankton tries to take over Bikini Bottom with a zombie army in the movie...but if that was true, wouldn't they have released it closer to Halloween?
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Posted by: Bikinibot | 10/27/04

Zombie army???? Who's directing, George Romero? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MAD I START SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!!!! AND WHEN I START SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY I JUST START HITTING BUTTONS RANDOMLY, LIKE THIS AVOREH9QP273VH-27BHV270P3HB-0INl?Kgjmsar;otij -c myu295y um-09m!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: ThePeanutWorm | 10/17/04

By no means do I condone hacking. I don't even condone hackey sacking, frankly. But SEEANENEMY is onto something here. There IS a zombie army in the movie, sort of--and there ARE "dominating buckets"! There's even a Plan Z. That's all I can say for now...oh, and ThePeanutWorm, you really need to stop drinking so much coffee. You're starting to creep everybody out, and that's infringing on my status as Creep Out King.
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Posted by: PlankTom | 10/17/04

I think that gibberish ThePeanutWorm just typed is code for "I am a huge nerd."
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Posted by: UnderToe | 09/17/04

HAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH...ZING OF THE DAY.
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Posted by: RANDYBOB | 09/17/04

Laugh all you want, RandyBob! SeeAnEnemy isn't the only one with SpongeBob Movie toys with multi-lingual packaging!

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Posted by: RANDYBOB | 09/17/04

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